Joe, the Russians have just invaded the USA we Need you to launch a nuclear strike on Moscow.
Joe: Ok what do I do?
Handler: enter this code here
Joe: What code where?
Handler-This code right here
Joe: When's lunch I'm hungry
The nuclear football is a big briefcase that has the equipment required for the president to authorize a nuclear attack. So they had 2 of these, one was with Trump until noon yesterday, then after that the second is with Biden now.
Not really a big deal, I don't think any nukes are going anywhere, it's just a cold war relic that people still talk about.
The good news is their is a procedure to authorize firing nukes and it requires that OTHER people confirm the order to fire. Biden can't just push a button by accident. Someone else would have to help him. Hopefully all of them don't have mashed potatoes for brains like Biden.
Apparently the nuclear football was transferred to Biden in the White House... what does this mean??
I call bullshit. I'm willing to bet that Trump or the military is the only ones in possession of the legit football.
"press the button" press the button
Code word is potatoe
"Poh-tay-toh" also acceptable.
Oh fuck. It's funny, then again, I wouldn't put anything past the DS - they are that desperate.
Wow! Just wow!
God Bless the Marines who have to put up with their CIC Dementia Joe!
Bwuhahaha!!
Haha! Looks like we're safer than we thought, fellow pedes
Joe, the Russians have just invaded the USA we Need you to launch a nuclear strike on Moscow. Joe: Ok what do I do? Handler: enter this code here Joe: What code where? Handler-This code right here Joe: When's lunch I'm hungry
I'm thinking military as 45 is kind of out of the picture for now.
Is it active?
Would YOU give a dementia patient an active nuclear football to play with?
Hell NO.
That is why the US military is on high alert.
Joe: I need to call Barack
Jill: put that down Joe that’s no your cell phone that’s the nuclear football
It depends on the situation.
Reagan was as sharp as a tack. His dementia did not come until after he was out of office. He deserves more respect.
I have no idea... it could be not.. but why take one to him at all?
To continue the illusion.
Gotcha, but why continue the illusion? What’s stopping them from making the arrests or taking action right now? Sorry I’m just lost through all this
Has anyone ever managed to fumble the nuclear football?
I feel like he'll be the guy to do it.
"And Biden fumbles the ball on his own 2 yard line! Easy touchdown for Xing Ping Ding Dong!"
well, a briefcase was there.
did you see inside it? i didn't.
The nuclear football is a big briefcase that has the equipment required for the president to authorize a nuclear attack. So they had 2 of these, one was with Trump until noon yesterday, then after that the second is with Biden now.
Not really a big deal, I don't think any nukes are going anywhere, it's just a cold war relic that people still talk about.
China has it now.
Nothing. What do you think he is going to do?
Probably gave him a Nerf football and he can't tell the difference.
the nuclear chicken wrap would be more usefull then the decoy they have with that corrupt fake bastard.
The good news is their is a procedure to authorize firing nukes and it requires that OTHER people confirm the order to fire. Biden can't just push a button by accident. Someone else would have to help him. Hopefully all of them don't have mashed potatoes for brains like Biden.