"We must make Trump president again so we can constitutionally impeach him again," said Chuck Schumer. "It's the only way to be sure. Normally, we don't care about the Constitution, of course, but when you're talking about impeaching Trump, we have to make sure we get it just right."
Democrats everywhere approved of the move, saying they have had nothing to live for since Trump left office last week.
"I had all these protest signs and nothing to protest," said Portland-area BLM activist Jacob Brier excitedly as he got on his gas mask. "We tried firebombing the local DNC headquarters, but it just wasn't the same. Sure, we could protest Biden starting new wars, but it's more fun to protest war under a Republican president. Feels more righteous-y."
OP. Dude. You have to corroborate a few things before posting. Babylon Bee? First and only warning. Higher effort pls. Thanks!
Will do sorry.
It links back to the fucking BABYLON BEE. Come on use a little judgement
Nothing wrong at all with the bee it's a satire site.
Op should have marked it as such
From The always funny Babylon Bee—-
"We must make Trump president again so we can constitutionally impeach him again," said Chuck Schumer. "It's the only way to be sure. Normally, we don't care about the Constitution, of course, but when you're talking about impeaching Trump, we have to make sure we get it just right."
Democrats everywhere approved of the move, saying they have had nothing to live for since Trump left office last week.
"I had all these protest signs and nothing to protest," said Portland-area BLM activist Jacob Brier excitedly as he got on his gas mask. "We tried firebombing the local DNC headquarters, but it just wasn't the same. Sure, we could protest Biden starting new wars, but it's more fun to protest war under a Republican president. Feels more righteous-y."
Babylon Bee, yo.
"The post Democrats Vote To Reinstate Trump As President So Impeachment Trial Is Constitutional appeared first on The Babylon Bee."
Please, everyone, dial up your BS meter from OFF to at least 1, mkay?
GTFOOH
How are the democrats going to prove that Trump's president?
Remember Joe sent the House home this week. They aren't there. Only the senate
Oh dear. Let’s raise the standard shall we..
Pretty sure he'd tell them go forth and social distance themselves
The babylon bee is on our side using satire to point out the absurdity of the left.
Op just didn't mark it correctly
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This is the babylon Bee they are not a real news station they do comedy.