Haha i didn't shit but i had to walk home 5 blocks. Traffic lights were out, cars were swerving, people came to the front door, and those 5 blocks felt eternal.
Hairs on my body were standing like a rainforest canopy (and I git hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun, cornpop. So i learned all a)
The place it hit was a funeral home parking lot light as I walked passed, so the symbolism wasn't lost on me.
Lightning struck 20 feet from me once. A whirl of warm air surged at me as the dark night became bright as day for a moment.
I was in complete and utter awe.
Did you acquire any superpowers?
Alcoholism and an ability to get doxxed on reddit and lose my job.
Tell God that you'd like a refund on those superpowers
His name is KickingPugilist and he is the fastest man alive.
Haha i didn't shit but i had to walk home 5 blocks. Traffic lights were out, cars were swerving, people came to the front door, and those 5 blocks felt eternal.
Hairs on my body were standing like a rainforest canopy (and I git hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun, cornpop. So i learned all a)
The place it hit was a funeral home parking lot light as I walked passed, so the symbolism wasn't lost on me.
Jealous
Aw stop it ?
crazy! I am playing now in 'Master Mode'!