Cheeseburgers with fries are real.
Fried Catfish breaded in cornmeal is real.
Sunsets and sunrises are real.
When you're out late at night staring at a full moon... and it's so cold you can see your breath... that's real.
Heavy metal music that doesn't involve synthesizers... is mostly real.
When the military yells "Stop or we'll shoot"... that's real.
Is it? Cause that sounds really fraken good, but I don't see anyone selling it within a couple thousand miles of my house. I'm pretty sure you just made it up.
No. Some things are real.
Cheeseburgers with fries are real. Fried Catfish breaded in cornmeal is real. Sunsets and sunrises are real. When you're out late at night staring at a full moon... and it's so cold you can see your breath... that's real. Heavy metal music that doesn't involve synthesizers... is mostly real. When the military yells "Stop or we'll shoot"... that's real.
The rest is bullshit.
Bullshit is real.
"Fried Catfish breaded in cornmeal is real"
Is it? Cause that sounds really fraken good, but I don't see anyone selling it within a couple thousand miles of my house. I'm pretty sure you just made it up.