Some fun facts about the virus
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It is also more dangerous after 9pm. You must follow the directional arrows in store isles because the virus know what direction you are going. If you sit down in a restaurant it won’t get you, but it is dangerous if you are standing up.
stop spreading disinfo, you moron. Covid operates on a lunar cycle, so the time of day means jack shit. When there's a full moon, the virus gets scared and hangs himself on a doorknob with a red scarf. On a waxing gibbous though, anyone outdoors will automatically get covid.
I believe this is why, for so long, top scientists believed that the virus planned its attacks based on the menstrual cycle. Luckily we have so many researchers in this country who aren't funded by political organizations or grants that libs funnel money into.
...and, if you put a towel over your head, the ravenous bugblatter beast of Traal won't be able to see you.
Cause if you can’t see it, it can’t see you.
I wish that worked on the DS grabs my mypillow towel and takes cover +2 to hide vs Facial scanners
LOL!
Here, it's more dangerous after 11 pm if it's a restaurant but 10 pm if it's a video slot machine.
I live in a very blue statr. Months ago they separated the "in" and "out" but only from one entrance in my local walmart. They had hard limits on how many could enter so the rest of people had to wrap around the outsode of the store 6 feet apart and wait for some to leave like an at-capacity bar.
No sanitizing of any surface or self checkouts.
No unidirectional lanes.
Now they don't give a shit.
Because gulp facing reality??
That's wrong. It's only deadly in bars and restaurants if the TV's are on
It is a super spreader at conservative gatherings like Trump rallies or church, but will not come close to liberal riots or “peaceful” protests
Lol Wake up merica! ?
Pretty soon they will have us standing in front of a mirror and chanting "covid" three times every morning and every night. KEK! Maybe if we're lucky Mike will talk back to us.
u/#Mike
Bars, restaurants, small businesses, hair salons, and churches are all places where patriots (and others) gather to not only do business but to also exchange, debate, and spread ideas. That's why the lockdown, not a virus.
Tuff truths. Such a wise, predictable virus...
meanwhile im eating raw chicken everyday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTl2FTgmoNU
It also cannot live in food ordered through Amazon. The culinary wizards who prepare Amazon Fresh items for shipment have been administered both the Pfizer AND moderna vaccines, so they have double immunity which even keeps them safe from the highly deadly Brazilian strain. They also do rigorous anal swabbing on their chefs, but that's actually not related to covid and I'm not sure why I brought it up.
I agree that all of that is nonsense. However, I AM concerned about the after effects of the virus. While I am convinced the medial lies, misinforms, disinforms, etc. to manipulate and terrify the populous, I am also concerned that some pedes will consider the whole thing such a hoax that they get lax and put themselves in jeopardy. While it does appear that early treatment gives most people a very high likelihood of survival, it is not only about survival. It can do a lot of damage and have devastating after effects, so please take it seriously and be careful.
If you’re worried, get more sun and/or take vitamin D. (Studies show vitamin K helps too.)
As seriously as you would take any common cold. (Which I would give a healthy level of respect)
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It's a real virus and you should take precautions only if you're over 70 and have pre-existing conditions. Otherwise, your survival rate is more or less the same as regular flu (99.9-something percent according to CDC data). I know two people who contracted COVID and they easily beat it within two to three days without treatment.
You missed the salient point entirely. Yes, people often get over it quickly and even wholly unscathed. But for some, there are serious after effects. Extensive damage to their lungs.