Do Presidents have to buy swag?
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Also no mask on federal property
And, they put "literally" in air quotes, to mean he really isn't president.
I guess Potatus was feeling a bit insecure.
On second thought, I guess this all makes sense. He's just doing what any tourist to the WH would do-- buy a few souvenirs. Kek!
Damn you!
Made me choke on my damn popcorn! LOL
Sorry about that. Here, have a swig of my diet Coke.
I also heard that he is "literally" a human
They had to put a name tag on him in case he forgets who he is and gets lost.
I wonder if she knows he's a defective clone
I should have done this for Valentines Day:
My love,
I bought you these chocolates and roses, because you are "literally" my wife.
Sincerely, me
It looks weird, but if the "first family" is "literally" doing it, I guess I should too....
BTW - he has a look on his face like, "C'mon Man! I know I've seen this little person before. I better sniff her. That'll help me remember."