This is a cheeitpost, just for fun, for energy. But if Biden actually wrote his own tweets.. what would they look like, please leave an example.
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"Black kids are just as smart as badakathcare."
"Trumininernasionapressure was a bad dude."
"If you don't vote for me, then you ain't...you know....the thing."
"Everybody knows I like kids better than neagerred."
"The storm is upon us...."
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Cornpop did waffle stomp. Bad dude. I’m joe. -Over
u/#kekw
"Dont do reeserch. Im a good guy. Kumon man!"
"All ur shit r belong 2 us".
u/#topkek
he would of course replace 'shit' with 'base' when sending that to Hawaii; thinking they are a foreign island like Asia.
-Jill, how do I use this?
-I am using it?
-Where do I type what I want to?
-I think I figured it out!
-Yes.
-Today I’m signing an executive order.....
Joe trying to figure out how to use his phone... u/#processing
Jill where's my socks c'mon man
He’d probably be dropping some terms that rhyme with jigger.
u/#pratt
This morning I shit my pants. It was warm. Not too unpleasant. In fact I left a loaf on the portico floor. Clap you dumb bastards
Ooooohhhh cheeit!!! This made me laugh so damn hard!! u/#pepedance
“Come on fat. The leg hairs know how long or uh, the look up at the, you know the thing cause, uh, I shouldn’t have been in Vermont but I’m voting for Joe Biden so let’s give him a hand! Cause white kids are smart like my sister Jill. So text me at 1-800. Thanks for coming!”
DIRECT TWEET: "BeeeerrrrrDeeEEEErrrrrKA DeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEErrrrrRRRRR!!!!"
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u/#vincenut
"All ...must Bow down and nigleshiff, uh, the thing, cough COUGH, ah com on man."
"I wish I could smell each and every one of you right now."
That's like his late night post... After a few whiteclaws.
“If you slick their hair back they’ll look like they are only 10”.
Wait, is that Joe or Hunter?? I guess both...
"You ain't black, I'm black."
"Ever since we were kids my sister Jill and I played docter to combat healthy covid cases...this thing on? or do I have to hit..."
*presses send
Jill, did Big Mike say when Barack will let me go out and get pizza?