Seeing how the FED is down...
Do I deposit it?
What is gonna happen? What should happen?
Do I unknowingly have a MOAB in my wallet right now?
If the FED can't print more money per the US bankruptcy theory, and it just shut down bank transfers...
What should I do?
Edit: You guys really have no clue what I'm asking, do you? THE FED JUST WENT DOWN TODAY. SHIT IS WEIRD. I MIGHT HAVE A GOLDEN TICKET TO FUCK THE FED!
Edit2: I cashed it. Here's to hoping I just planted a surprise for the FED.
*Edit3: I wrote it in a comment below, but it bears repeating where everyone can see it... *
The UNITED STATES COMPANY CORPORATION theory is as follows:
Trump, on the way out, declared bankruptcy of the US Corp. Which means, in so many words, if the FED tries to print money they will have to admit they no longer have the authority to do so, will default, and then have to vacate the parcel of land called Washington DC, which then returns to the United States of America Republic (pre 1871 version) as a territory.
The reason Congress is focused on dead-end Conservative wish bills, the impeachment, and only semantic/procedural bills instead of the stimulus checks is because as soon as they fire up the FED the gig is up.
Before Trump was out, Congress budgeted the Executive Branch for the year starting on January 3rd. Biden is the only one who can act because he is the only one with any money left, hence all the EOs coming out all at once. They have to look like they still have power to do things, because Congress is fucked.
So the theory goes.
If, today, when the FED went down and they were cooking the books (maybe?), it is a slight possibility that by cashing my check at the right time it will force the FED to print money, and all hell would break loose. I'm about 1% on this being a real possibility, 99% on it being fantasy. I cashed it. If the transfer goes through tonight at midnight, like most banks do, and they didn't cook the books right, I may have just fucked the FED. I doubt it, but a guy can dream, right?
Cash the damn thing
Use it to buy real, physical silver. Put it in your sock drawer. It is (and in truth, has been for 50 years) better than money in the bank.
Don't forget lego sets. They outperform the stock market too
I was gonna keep it because it also says:
"ECONOMIC IMPACT PAYMET PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP"
I figure any document with that on it is worth more than $600
You can do a mobile deposit, and keep both!
Then deposit it from your phone can keep the check.
I can't believe that you have to ask what to do with it? Should of cashed immediately ! What's wrong with you ?
Read closely. I'm asking if I have MOAB that can take down the FED per the US bankruptcy theory.
If they can't print money, and their system is down, I might have a golden ticket for the biggest middle finger in history.
Perhaps you could be more explicit. I still don't understand what you are saying and I just read it again. Its like saying 2 ... = 10! What does the ... mean?
The UNITED STATES COMPANY CORPORATION theory is as follows:
Trump, on the way out, declared bankruptcy of the US Corp. Which means, in so many words, if the FED tries to print money they will have to admit they no longer have the authority to do so, will default, and then have to vacate the parcel of land called Washington DC, which then returns to the United States of America Republic (pre 1871 version) as a territory.
The reason Congress is focused on dead-end Conservative wish bills, the impeachment, and only semantic/procedural bills instead of the stimulus checks is because as soon as they fire up the FED the gig is up.
Before Trump was out, Congress budgeted the Executive Branch for the year starting on January 3rd. Biden is the only one who can act because he is the only one with any money left, hence all the EOs coming out all at once. They have to look like they still have power to do things, because Congress is fucked.
So the theory goes.
If, today, when the FED went down and they were cooking the books (maybe?), it is a slight possibility that by cashing my check at the right time it will force the FED to print money, and all hell would break loose. I'm about 1% on this being a real possibility, 99% on it being fantasy. I cashed it. If the transfer goes through tonight at midnight, like most banks do, and they didn't cook the books right, I may have just fucked the FED. I doubt it, but a guy can dream, right?
This site is ultra-retarded at times.
silver or ammo, very safe investments
Cash it. Buy physical silver
Every day you hold it, it's worth less and less in buying power. Buy all the silver dollars you can with it.
Buy some PHYSICAL Silver....get your investment in you hands and hang on for the ride. Good luck....not financial advice....just what i am doing as much as i can.
canned food or grains.
2a supplies if available in your area.
My advice... turn it into something physical. I would try to buy something that holds value, maybe physical Silver, a collectible antique, a gun. Or be practical and spend it on something you need. Take the money out of the system and convert it into something of physical value. That’s just my two-cents.
It says "VOID AFTER ONE YEAR"
To be clear, I'm wondering if I can single-handedly take down the FED right now due to my prior laziness in not cashing it.
I think the answer is no. $600 is not enough to trigger what you are proposing.
Whether you cash or not won't they count it towards your 2020 income? I have heard conflicting stories about that. I haven't run through my 2020 taxes yet but my $600 was direct deposited. I spent it on camper trailer accessories.
I am sure your local boom stick emporium will cash that for you.