Newest member of the black eye club
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Isn't it usually the left eye?
Was just thinking that too. As I debate the punched vs andrenchrome theiry... could be a rare leftie in their group....
I've read all sorts of theories: adrenochrome OD, corrective surgery from adrenochrome overuse, adrenochrome injected in the eye, and a ritual hit with something like a Satanic bible. The only black eyes I've had were from fights. I fell down a flight of stairs and almost killed myself and didn't get a black eye.
Right? The step he fell down must have been fist shaped.
Topkek!!!! WHY THE FUCK HASN'T SOMEONE SAID THIS BEFORE!
Quick, get this to the meme mines! Now!
It's so perfect !!!!
Don't forget reptilian intrusion. Still, how many people you've known through your life that's gotten black eyes? To have so many well connected people with black eyes on the same side points to a reason and not coincidence. I want to know the reason for it.
The Strain
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Yeah, pissweak, sounds sus. The only black eye I have had as an adult was from a head kick in Karate class. I personally don't know what to make of all peeps on social media sporting it like a trophy.
I dropped my phone on my eye a month or so back and had one.
Then again I'm special.
You very much are.
And a perfect illustration of how pressure must be applied.
Our eyes are very important, biologically very well defended. Hell, it's easier to crush our nuts than our eyes.....
How did you manage that?
Yes, but I imagine Romney turned his head like a baby at the last second.
Oh damn. You fully of spice tonight. I cant stop laughing!
It is the left eye most of the time, but not always.
People on the "right" get the right eye?
LOL.