Ok, I was the one in charge of mailing out all the invitations for our big, long-anticipated March 4th Insurrection tomorrow, and I just realized they're all still sitting in the trunk of my car!!!! I was going to mail these off several weeks ago, but then we had an unexpected snow storm, and the post office was closed... and well, I just fucked up.
I probably wouldn't have even remembered, as I don't check my car trunk that often, but I started noticing today all the news references to our grassroots takedown of the Deep State, and wondered why nobody around here seemed to a) be planning on going, or b) even quite know what the media was talking about!
And then I realized, oh shit, this was my fault! And after all the hard work the Qanon Club Art Department did with the graphic design - the "1/Q/3/4" theme was very clever, inspired even! I'm so sorry, guys. I'll at least recycle the invites.
Well, anyways, if you can make it tomorrow, please try. Turnout may be down, but regardless, I have no doubt we'll manage to string up at least a few Congressmen and burn down some demonic federal buildings, per Q's guidance... even if not quite as many as our planning sessions called for. And also, if everybody could, right now!, please call the three names above you and below you in the QANON directory, and urge those fellow members to make it on out tomorrow morning, that'd be awesome.
We're still planning to meet first at the Capitol, at Q-minus-9 o'clock. and then we'll all just rampage organically together from there.
Love you guys! Sorry again for me dropping the ball on this one, but I know you are all ready to bring the pain, even on such short notice, and it's going to be a blast!
QANON FOREVER,
BasedInFact
If you let people know there will be punch and pie more people will come.
I only show up for Qrispy Qreme DQughnuts
And wash it down with Qatorade, the Thirst Qfixer!
Sweet! That's what I crave! (Not that I'm a plant here, or anything, because I'm 1619% not!)
But unfortunately, our refreshment budget this year only allows for water, like out the toilet.
I think you meant Quelectrolytes. =)
Ya we'll bring her...butt first!
Can’t do Qatorade sorry that’s a coke product.
Punch and Pie!
Be ready to Qmmit Qicide with the Ql-aid!
Qicide, it's not just for the Weekend anymore!
Keq
lmao
Ohhhh a southerner! Nice!
With metal sprinkles?
Too soon.
I promise to fully cook the tendies!
Free hat?
No free hats, freeloader. They're $17.
I want a pink vag hat!!! Make Vag Great Again!!!
Pro-tip: It's already great. Maybe you're doing it wrong? ?
Somebody get this man a baby
We can meet at the Q club treehouse for some lemonade and my mom's chocolate chip cookies. Also I'll show you my sweet baseball card collection and a nudie mag my cool uncle gave me. Then we can ride our big wheel tricycles over to the insurrection.
OP is top kek. What a bunch of horseshit from the MSM.
Viva La Resistaaance!!