Ok, I was the one in charge of mailing out all the invitations for our big, long-anticipated March 4th Insurrection tomorrow, and I just realized they're all still sitting in the trunk of my car!!!! I was going to mail these off several weeks ago, but then we had an unexpected snow storm, and the post office was closed... and well, I just fucked up.
I probably wouldn't have even remembered, as I don't check my car trunk that often, but I started noticing today all the news references to our grassroots takedown of the Deep State, and wondered why nobody around here seemed to a) be planning on going, or b) even quite know what the media was talking about!
And then I realized, oh shit, this was my fault! And after all the hard work the Qanon Club Art Department did with the graphic design - the "1/Q/3/4" theme was very clever, inspired even! I'm so sorry, guys. I'll at least recycle the invites.
Well, anyways, if you can make it tomorrow, please try. Turnout may be down, but regardless, I have no doubt we'll manage to string up at least a few Congressmen and burn down some demonic federal buildings, per Q's guidance... even if not quite as many as our planning sessions called for. And also, if everybody could, right now!, please call the three names above you and below you in the QANON directory, and urge those fellow members to make it on out tomorrow morning, that'd be awesome.
We're still planning to meet first at the Capitol, at Q-minus-9 o'clock. and then we'll all just rampage organically together from there.
Love you guys! Sorry again for me dropping the ball on this one, but I know you are all ready to bring the pain, even on such short notice, and it's going to be a blast!
QANON FOREVER,
BasedInFact
Can we wait till its warmer outside. My rheumatism acts up in the cold
Oh we'll do lot's of follow-ups. Because we're not idle chit-chatters; we're serial terrorists! We've just been hella lazy, but this stops now! Or tomorrow, at least.
And very sorry to hear about the rheumatism. Although I always thought it was only Uncle Wiggly who called it "rheumatism", and that everyone else just called it arthritis. No?
you know uncle wiggly too?
I've never actually read any of the books, but we had an Uncle Wiggly board game that we played a lot as kids. ?
Rheumatism rumbles in the throat when you say it. And it sounds cool when you say it in a grizzled smoker's voice.
You spelled cereal wrong.
Always did.
Squeez some Peppermint Oil for that Rheumatism!!! Meanwhile I’ll be at the sledding race. My fav books as a child...still have the set in it’s box.