Ok, I was the one in charge of mailing out all the invitations for our big, long-anticipated March 4th Insurrection tomorrow, and I just realized they're all still sitting in the trunk of my car!!!! I was going to mail these off several weeks ago, but then we had an unexpected snow storm, and the post office was closed... and well, I just fucked up.
I probably wouldn't have even remembered, as I don't check my car trunk that often, but I started noticing today all the news references to our grassroots takedown of the Deep State, and wondered why nobody around here seemed to a) be planning on going, or b) even quite know what the media was talking about!
And then I realized, oh shit, this was my fault! And after all the hard work the Qanon Club Art Department did with the graphic design - the "1/Q/3/4" theme was very clever, inspired even! I'm so sorry, guys. I'll at least recycle the invites.
Well, anyways, if you can make it tomorrow, please try. Turnout may be down, but regardless, I have no doubt we'll manage to string up at least a few Congressmen and burn down some demonic federal buildings, per Q's guidance... even if not quite as many as our planning sessions called for. And also, if everybody could, right now!, please call the three names above you and below you in the QANON directory, and urge those fellow members to make it on out tomorrow morning, that'd be awesome.
We're still planning to meet first at the Capitol, at Q-minus-9 o'clock. and then we'll all just rampage organically together from there.
Love you guys! Sorry again for me dropping the ball on this one, but I know you are all ready to bring the pain, even on such short notice, and it's going to be a blast!
QANON FOREVER,
BasedInFact
Wait!?! That is tomorrow?? I am so sorry I was in charge of signs and still haven't made it to the store to get a new box of crayons for them. Sorry,guess I won't get promoted to the QANON art club now
Promoted to it?!?!? You were the head of the QANON Art Division.
Well, until now.
Sheesh, this club is a freaking mess.
The promotion was supposed to be to Tony Podesta's art procurer!
We need lighters and meth (as long as you’re going shopping)? Wear a muzzle you nazi!!!
ARF ARF
https://youtu.be/aX524Say8Sc
Don't worry, there's still time!
Just take 10 of those beautiful flyers to the Post Office Branch (tell them Piglosi sent you) and order the "Dominion Special". They'll turn them into 100 Million and have them delivered 2 weeks ago!
Dammit. Whoever is in charge of Communications sucks at their job cuz I didn't know. They need to be fired! And now I missed out on another job opportunity, Oh well, Lunchbox Joe will make it ALL better with free food and money
I'd lend my crayons but I ate them all :(
I bet you lick windows, too!
I eat paste.
I'd lend my crayons but I ate them all :(
Twice?!?!
Slow learner, eh?
Look who's talking. YOU forgot to mail the invites. Now, I'm going to have to get up at 2AM and run them all through the fax machine. TWICE!
I can haz krayon?