It also only knows to stay within the confines of your table. However, if you decide to get up and walk around, COVID says WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?
This is why I carry a foldable table + chair and a plate and some cutlery with me when I go out. If I see a virus coming my way, I quickly place the table and chair down and pretend I am eating. The virus will know better than to infect me.
I've come back here like 5 times after replying just because the concept behind your statement and my subsequent envisioning of it is so fucking hilarious. Well done, Fren. Well done.
You have to remember this is an intelligent virus. It knows not to spread via mouth if the nose mask has been worn.
It also only knows to stay within the confines of your table. However, if you decide to get up and walk around, COVID says WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?
COVID don't play dat.... kek
This is why I carry a foldable table + chair and a plate and some cutlery with me when I go out. If I see a virus coming my way, I quickly place the table and chair down and pretend I am eating. The virus will know better than to infect me.
u/#spitcoffee u/#correct
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I've come back here like 5 times after replying just because the concept behind your statement and my subsequent envisioning of it is so fucking hilarious. Well done, Fren. Well done.
It was funny in my mind. Now you have made it even more hilarious!