This is why I carry a foldable table + chair and a plate and some cutlery with me when I go out. If I see a virus coming my way, I quickly place the table and chair down and pretend I am eating. The virus will know better than to infect me.
I've come back here like 5 times after replying just because the concept behind your statement and my subsequent envisioning of it is so fucking hilarious. Well done, Fren. Well done.
This is why I carry a foldable table + chair and a plate and some cutlery with me when I go out. If I see a virus coming my way, I quickly place the table and chair down and pretend I am eating. The virus will know better than to infect me.
u/#spitcoffee u/#correct
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I've come back here like 5 times after replying just because the concept behind your statement and my subsequent envisioning of it is so fucking hilarious. Well done, Fren. Well done.
It was funny in my mind. Now you have made it even more hilarious!