And your yearly membership dues are not refundable. However, with your proper paperwork, the secret decoder ring must be return. Failure to send this back will result in legal action by our collection department.
What if, and hear me out, we all, as a collective, openly and outwardly approve of and encourage the anal test just to see how far they'll take it? I mean we all say that it's bogus dumb, you name it, because it is, I just want to know how in the actual fuck they're going to convince enough people to stand at the Walmart entry door and put a q-tip up everyone's butt to go buy some nesquik.
I would gladly go on a prune juice Bender prior to getting an anal test done. Especially if that becomes mandated.
My apologizes Rocko, didn't realize you got promoted to V.P. of Collections but please make sure to get the secret decoder ring - those are hard to come by.
And your yearly membership dues are not refundable. However, with your proper paperwork, the secret decoder ring must be return. Failure to send this back will result in legal action by our collection department.
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What if, and hear me out, we all, as a collective, openly and outwardly approve of and encourage the anal test just to see how far they'll take it? I mean we all say that it's bogus dumb, you name it, because it is, I just want to know how in the actual fuck they're going to convince enough people to stand at the Walmart entry door and put a q-tip up everyone's butt to go buy some nesquik.
I would gladly go on a prune juice Bender prior to getting an anal test done. Especially if that becomes mandated.
I can dig it. Didn't a troll group convince white lefty chicks to shave their heads to be in solidarity with black folks? We know they're gullible.
Were they blondes before they shaved?
The only problem I see with that is that THEIR swab will have that "special something" that you want nowhere near any part of your anatomy.
You're right. I'd still reject it, but would make life hell for anyone pushing it.
BOOM!
does your wife's boyfriend supply the "swab"? asking for a friend...
Just wait until they start reusing swabs "to reduce their carbon footprint" when the corporation of the US is bankrupt.
You're only allowed to leave Q Anon if you wear two masks after getting vaccinated - even in photos - and have a trans kid.
Our collection department don't do "legal action" much.
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Rocko. V.P. Collections Department Holder of Tire Iron of Payment Incentive.
My apologizes Rocko, didn't realize you got promoted to V.P. of Collections but please make sure to get the secret decoder ring - those are hard to come by.