144 () ? SHITPOST ? posted 5 years ago by SpeakEasy 5 years ago by SpeakEasy +144 / -0 21 comments share 21 comments share save hide report block hide replies
I'll take two, wear a suit and cosplay as George Soros.
TOPKEK!
This mask offers 2 layers of protection. One layer stops the virus, and the other layer ensures that other people stay at least 6 feet away from you.
oh, hell yes!
30 feet.
And insist everyone refer to you as 'maam'.
Gonna get this for grocery shopping. Can't wait to see that guy who called me a dickhead last month for not wearing my face diaper.
Prolly gonna hang out in produce for awhile scratching at it and handling some veges. Pissing off the sheep is fun these days.
Can I get it with a matching pair of speedos ? Could be loads of fun at the pool.
Called you dick head? That will get you a punch in the mask.if someone says it to me.
The sale of cucumbers will plummet...
u/#spitcoffee
Can you get them with hair?
Amazing... Art of Scutum Mask 2021
Where can we get them?
Thought it was bath house Barry ????
WELL PLAYED!
Shaved. Classy.
Kek
Is there a link to buy these?
OMG would be GREAT!
Peter Griffin style
Wish I had one