BECAUSE I NEVER FUCKING WORE ONE!!!!!!!!
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I went the next city over today which is pretty blue. Every single store I walked into I was asked if I wouldn’t mind putting on my mask. In my rudest tone I said no I will not and kept going.
In the mall a security guard walked up to me and asked me to put a mask on and I said no thank you. He told me I would be forced to leave the property if I wouldn’t comply and I said “look at all these other people around not wearing masks” to which he replied “I’m not worried about them I’m talking to you” told him I was medically exempt and if he wanted to keep fucking around his security service would hear from my attorney... he quickly changed his mind and decided I was not the fish he wanted to catch that day..
"make me" is something they'll never expect. Back when this mask business first started I had resolved that if anyone in my church gave me crap for not wearing one I was gonna tell them that the only way I was leaving this building was after mass or in a body bag.
Balla!