98 Need to vent posted 3 years ago by Supremeclientele31 3 years ago by Supremeclientele31 +99 / -1 39 comments share 39 comments share save hide report block hide replies
You probably did the right thing, so take solace in that.
If you're like me, and anger gets the better of you, have a few canned responses ready for situations like these.
For example: "Where's your mask?" Is met with "I left it on your mom's nightstand."
Old guy tapping his mask is met with you tapping your mouth with your middle finger.
"You're killing grandma" is met with "good! That way we can decrease the surplus population" or, "I don't give a shit about your grandma."
"Put on a mask" is met with a simple "suck my dick" or "kiss my delicious ass."
Mockery is always a good route in lieu of a canned response. Expect escalation, so use discretion.
I just laugh as if to a private joke they aren't, nor ever will be, privy to.
Infuriates them no-end.
I like that you're planning ahead, but those responses are just antagonistic and bound to cause division, much less get you into trouble.
I've had my share of encounters being maskless myself, and I'm not proud of how all of them turned out, so I'm not judging.
I do think, when I doubt, u/jonathane 's suggestion of laughter can't go wrong.
And I will say, the more you're forced into confrontations, the easier it gets. So everyone hang in there and keep your heads up, but straight.