I stopped in to a gas station the other day and went inside. I put the mask on my chin as I sometimes do when I want to humor / trigger the retards (I sometimes go no chin mask). Anyway worker 1 checks me in, worker 2 looks over and starts losing his shit. "put your mask up NOW" I tell the retard "na I am leaving in a minute". He starts in on a rant about store policy, public safety etc and about how they wont ring me in. I looked at him and say "na man I am leaving in a minute" and tapped my card in the terminal that the other guy had rang me up. When he saw I paid for my stuff with no mask he actually got red in the face and started running around the counter yelling stuff about masks and telling me to never come back.
The retard was acting like I was trying to rob the place or that I kicked his dog. I am so sick of covidiots.
na man, you would get arrested and that helps no one. Now if the fucker had touched / pushed / hit me he would have gotten a solid shot to the teeth. That would be justified and he would be in trouble for attacking a happy customer. I will never be the first to hit, I aint into fucking my shit up legally, If I get into a physical altercation they have to hit me first and preferably with a recording camera :) As a bonus you could sue the store.
You do know that being polite and dismissing a retard like they are insignificant drives them absolutely crazy. I have found that smiling and dismissing a moron is much better then getting angry it really riles them up :)
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I have found that my sense of humor is wired in a way that doesn’t require someone else’s participation in, or even awareness of, a joke in order for me to find it hilarious. In fact, if I’m the only one in on the joke it seems to make it even funnier...