If you believe this then you will believe anything. His mother was an alcoholic who totally neglected him, hence his escape into fantasy land and imagined alien mother. He is still in fantasy land: day job driving instructor. That's it. No "intelligence" from high sources on unsecured phone lines. Con man like his mate Charlie Ward. People should be banned from posting their BS on here: I listened to him for a while and everything he said was utter nonsense: power supply failures leading to water shortages warning to friends resulted in them totally unwilling to be red pilled about anything. He is a menace!
The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stockmarket, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen. "Pretty much the way you do,"responds the Martian. Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another. Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weeny member about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick. I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen. "Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?" "Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!" "No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long. "Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it's still pretty narrow...." "No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull,his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman. "Wow!" she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love. The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go their separate ways. As they walk along, Mike asks "Well, was it any good?" "I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was pretty wonderful. How about you?" "It was horrible," he replies, All I got was a headache. All she kept doing the whole time was slapping my forehead and pulling my ears."
I don't believe anything that guy says
"Simon grew up in a family that had links to British and American intelligence.
Simon's mother worked for Mi5, however while she was managed by mi5 she was in reality
working for the NSA.
Simons Grandfather was employed by the Secret Intelligence Service, better known as Mi6
in reality he was reporting to the CIA. Simons Grandfather was also a British Diplomat, holding the position of
Vice Consul and then Consul of the British Embassy in Pondicherry (Puducherry) India.
While in India he was awarded the OBE and CBE medals and turned down a Knighthood.
In 1936 he was one of - The Wise Men of Twelve - or called The Jury of twelve - who voted on the question
regarding King Edward VIII and if the King should be removed regarding Special Branches uncovering of a Nazi
plot to infiltrate the King. ( had nothing to do with wanting to marry a divorcee).
Over a secure teleprinter link he was asked in code . should the King go. or should he stay?
Grandfather voted .GO.
Simons mother raised him herself never re marrying. - from around 1965 until her death in 1979 she worked on secret
documents - which were printed in German and came from the British and American quarters of the then divided Berlin.
The documents related to crashed ufo's which had been retrieved by American forces and were sent for back - engineering
to operation paperclip German scientists.
During this period and before and after Simon had ufo experiences him self.
Simons mother died in suspicious circumstances in 1979 when she asked to be released from the work.
There after Simon received £2,000 which was pushed through his door in an envelope - with a note " Don't Look back
Dick Whittington" and with this Simon re-located to London.
In 2010 Simon went public with his experiences, and predictably was verbally attacked and ridiculed by the main stream media.
In 2013 Simon was invited to a tour of a space radar base in North Yorkshire, with a group of 20 serving and retired military.
Simon was the only civilian in the group - at the end of which he was given a commemorative
medal/coin - a limited edition of only 500 world wide celebrating 50 years of the USAF being based in North Yorkshire. It is number 86.
No one else in the group were given one.
This visit was a game changer - suddenly the British media stopped hounding him......
Simon went on to establish Connecting Consciousness a free to join organisation dedicated to raising peoples awareness
within a spiritual context.
Today the organisation operates in many countries and has thousands of members" Dude's either a schizo or stupid
If you believe this then you will believe anything. His mother was an alcoholic who totally neglected him, hence his escape into fantasy land and imagined alien mother. He is still in fantasy land: day job driving instructor. That's it. No "intelligence" from high sources on unsecured phone lines. Con man like his mate Charlie Ward. People should be banned from posting their BS on here: I listened to him for a while and everything he said was utter nonsense: power supply failures leading to water shortages warning to friends resulted in them totally unwilling to be red pilled about anything. He is a menace!
Thank you so much for the bio. I had no idea his family had such deep ties to covert intelligence.
Thanks for the great summary.
This is why so much. And because he talks stupid shit.
I don't believe anything he says except that he has sex with extraterrestrials.
Obligatory soundtrack.
I hope to observe the process one day. For research
The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stockmarket, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen. "Pretty much the way you do,"responds the Martian. Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another. Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weeny member about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick. I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen. "Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?" "Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!" "No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long. "Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it's still pretty narrow...." "No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull,his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman. "Wow!" she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love. The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go their separate ways. As they walk along, Mike asks "Well, was it any good?" "I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was pretty wonderful. How about you?" "It was horrible," he replies, All I got was a headache. All she kept doing the whole time was slapping my forehead and pulling my ears."
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