BREAKING: Biden Official Confirms Plans to Ban Fried Chicken and Grape Drink
(redstate.com)
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You know we have reached Peak clown world when this sounds real u/#clownworld
Could you imagine the howls of incredulity if a “Biden Bans Menthols” headline was posted here just a few days earlier?
But it’s real (maybe?)… here in ??.
BLM would be looking for Castle Rock Studios by daybreak.
hhhhhaaaahahahahaha
Wait till Xiden bans all 40oz.
"Editor’s Note: Clearly, this piece was penned using the sarcasm font. Just pointing that out for those who don’t regularly partake in satire.)
That’s what the Shitpost flair is for.
It for probably people so dim the can’t recognize satire. And these are probably the same people so dim they can’t recognize when they’re being trolled.
Thanks OP, I missed that the first time through... our current "reality" is so far gone, that even banning fried chicken seems plausible at this point. Thanks again, and have a good weekend!
Thanks.
Likewise.
Although it’s bedtime, and I legitimately just started craving fried chicken (which I so rarely eat.).
Oh well, sleep cures many things.
Don't forget to ban extra catsup too.
I had to double check to see if it was satire. The world we live in. smh.
And waffles. And Mountain Dew.