Breaking news on Lindell TV. He just announced it called Coomer a TREASONOUS TRAITOR all the while wearing the most glorious shit eating grin.
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Tell me again why the pillow guy has voting machines from a US presidential election
Cause he’s got beach balls in his pants. Loves his country, copious amounts of money and he says it today during his segment, he’s become the face of the movement so people reach out to him.
I saw a guy begging for money in India wearing a loincloth. He was saying “money for medicine?”
I thought he was sitting on a beach ball.
It wasn’t.
Elephantiasis of the beach ball.
Hmmm there is a South Park episode where all the dads stick there parts into the microwave to achieve beach ball size so they can qualify for medical marijuana.
Alex said that "they" were coming for our balls. It has to do with sexual energy and masturbatory energy. The circuit completed by partners of opposing energies keeps you protected (male-female). Masturbatory energy reaches out to complete a circuit. It gets this wardencliff style electro-virus that piggybacks onto, and is activated by bacteria known to be in those bodily locations. They just have to direct the beam in your area to activate the bacteria. 5G can do that. This means your Wifi can make your balls grow bro.