Breaking news on Lindell TV. He just announced it called Coomer a TREASONOUS TRAITOR all the while wearing the most glorious shit eating grin.
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Tell me again why the pillow guy has voting machines from a US presidential election
Cause he’s got beach balls in his pants. Loves his country, copious amounts of money and he says it today during his segment, he’s become the face of the movement so people reach out to him.
Awesome ball reference, take my updoot.
Beach balls ??????
I saw a guy begging for money in India wearing a loincloth. He was saying “money for medicine?”
I thought he was sitting on a beach ball.
It wasn’t.
Elephantiasis of the beach ball.
Hmmm there is a South Park episode where all the dads stick there parts into the microwave to achieve beach ball size so they can qualify for medical marijuana.
That's probably my favorite episode. Randy trying to give himself cancer was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. The guys hopping around on their giant balls smoking weed and laughing and singing. I thought I was going to die the first time I saw that. I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe for most of the episode.
Alex said that "they" were coming for our balls. It has to do with sexual energy and masturbatory energy. The circuit completed by partners of opposing energies keeps you protected (male-female). Masturbatory energy reaches out to complete a circuit. It gets this wardencliff style electro-virus that piggybacks onto, and is activated by bacteria known to be in those bodily locations. They just have to direct the beam in your area to activate the bacteria. 5G can do that. This means your Wifi can make your balls grow bro.
Mike Lindell is precisely what wearing the full armor of God looks like.
Updoots to Infinity and beyond!!
Dragon balls.
how did a reality TV star become the greatest President in American history
The military approached him with a yuge playbook they had been writing for years
Not to take a single ounce of anything good away from The Patriot Pillow Merchant, but this is true IMHO. The whole thing is a movie, not just pieces. Lindell has huge balls to put his life out there so publicly to safe our country. I'm sure there are many that would like to see him gone.
Donald Trump is MUCH more than that way before he had his stint on reality TV. His SS name is Mogul for a reason. He was an FBI informant in the late 80's early 90's and helped take down the NYC mafia by playing a small part as a hapless real estate mogul.
https://butnothingshappening.com/trump-donald-trump/
https://qm.news/the-sting-patriot-robert-trump-went-undercover-for-the-fbi-to-stop-hillary-clintons-bcci-fraud/
He was born for a time such as this.
POTUS IS GOD'S TRUMPET.
this could be in response to his counter suit to dominion's lawsuit, in which he would get discovery
If that's how he got it, I hope they weren't changed before he got them. Most likely were though.
That's what i want to know.
How is this legal? He's not a government official (that we know of)
Even better, he's a Citizen! And proving that the proper place for Government is to be AFRAID of the Citizens!
I love this man with all of my Constitution :)
Yes, please do this before passing judgement. This will clear up any doubt about his character. I've been following Trump since Day 1, and ai can attest Mike is as real as they come.
Mike and Trump really are like the modern day fore fathers. Do you think they were all perfect? No, they were flawed men, but men who were called by God to lead this country and its people to greatness. Just like the reality star and the pillow guy. They’re every man, and extraordinary men simultaneously. God be with them.