I'm waiting for him to run down Pennsylvania Avenue shouting, "The Chinese have done it; The Chinese have done it." Instead of, "The British are coming."
We all know China was in on the steal and Mike Lindell is the Paul Revere of proving it. He's been keeping watch on find this fraud out since the night of the election. We're proud of you Mike. Keep up the good work.
Listen my children and I'll soon tell, of the election fraud found by Mike Lindell.
On that November night, Trump was way ahead, so we shut off our TV's and we all went to bed.
Only to find around 2 in the morning, Trumps votes were lowered without a single warning.
The people were angry and we all knew why, this had never happened, we all wanted to cry.
We were rubbing our eyes, we were shaking our heads. They had stolen our votes while asleep in our beds.
Soon there were many good people to find, the reason that Trump had then fell far behind.
So Trump called in his troops and his lawyers oh my! He even called in that "My Pillow Guy."
So they went straight to work each doing his own, and they soon figured out how the election was blown.
There were lawsuits filed and documentaries made, there were voting machines taken from a military raid.
When telling the courts how the Left stole and lied, even Scotus refused us, our lawsuits denied.
But our side never quit nor ever had faltered, they set out to prove our election was altered.
But in order to find all the ones who had cheated, our President allowed the "fake" one to be seated.
Now months have gone by as they check state to state,
To prove all the cheating before it's too late.
We will soon prove the fraud for all the world to see, we will win back Trump's office and have voter integrity.
So thank all the workers, it was they who did try,
And buy you some new pillows from the My Pillow Guy.
I'm waiting for him to run down Pennsylvania Avenue shouting, "The Chinese have done it; The Chinese have done it." Instead of, "The British are coming." We all know China was in on the steal and Mike Lindell is the Paul Revere of proving it. He's been keeping watch on find this fraud out since the night of the election. We're proud of you Mike. Keep up the good work.
Listen my children and I'll soon tell, of the election fraud found by Mike Lindell. On that November night, Trump was way ahead, so we shut off our TV's and we all went to bed. Only to find around 2 in the morning, Trumps votes were lowered without a single warning. The people were angry and we all knew why, this had never happened, we all wanted to cry. We were rubbing our eyes, we were shaking our heads. They had stolen our votes while asleep in our beds. Soon there were many good people to find, the reason that Trump had then fell far behind. So Trump called in his troops and his lawyers oh my! He even called in that "My Pillow Guy." So they went straight to work each doing his own, and they soon figured out how the election was blown. There were lawsuits filed and documentaries made, there were voting machines taken from a military raid. When telling the courts how the Left stole and lied, even Scotus refused us, our lawsuits denied. But our side never quit nor ever had faltered, they set out to prove our election was altered. But in order to find all the ones who had cheated, our President allowed the "fake" one to be seated. Now months have gone by as they check state to state, To prove all the cheating before it's too late. We will soon prove the fraud for all the world to see, we will win back Trump's office and have voter integrity. So thank all the workers, it was they who did try, And buy you some new pillows from the My Pillow Guy.
??well done!
Thank you. I just read it to my family and they laughed at the ending.
That’s the best line lol!
Epic!!
Thanks. Just something I threw together when I saw this thread.
Well, you have a Gift. Use it wisely... and often! Kek!
Thank you and God bless. This will probably not be my last. I write when the mood hits me.
This is SOOOOOO BASED. Blessings to you! Gave me a huge boost. ?
Thanks. I rewrote it in paragraph form and tweaked it a bit. Then I put it on GAB, but I don't think anyone has read it yet.