Ding Dong. I walk to the door. Two young girls with badges and bibles. (Deep sigh) “Hi, I’m Sister Sara and this is Sister Faith.” Hi, sisters. “God told us to stop here and ask if you’d like to hear a message of hope and peace. “ “Oh, great! You mean that Biden’s election will be overturned and Trump will get his rightful second term?” Two faces turn white. They quickly make their excuses and beat feet outta there.
I’ll have to remember to do that more often.
I was just looking up what to say to Jehovah Witnesses at the door but your method seems to work better.
I was an LDS missionary, this wouldn't have worked with me. I woulda been like Heckkk Yeahhhh let's gooooo lol
ROFLMAO.
I'll do that the next time LDS shows up at our door.
Most of us would agree with you. Though those kids are probably a little too inexperienced to know how to respond.
Just going to point out that those were Mormon missionaries and they are told not to talk politics while proselytizing. Most Mormons love Trump and hate Romney. Let's not forget who booed him off the stage recently. And if you want to say, "well they voted for Romney" then you have to be forgetting that these elites cheat in order to win.
Romney is a globalist scum and will have to answer for his crimes against humanity and God.
I'm Mormon and can confirm, most of us are fervent Trumpers.
It's literally part of our doctrine that the constitution of the US was inspired by God and should be preserved and protected.
Edit: oh yeah, 100% agree, screw Romney
I was an LDS missionary so here's a pro tip:
Our missionaries are all mostly 19 or 20 year olds looking to do help out and share what they believe. They really have no interest in forcing anything on anyone who is isn't interested. Also, most of them would probably help mow the lawn or paint the house if you ask lol
I was in my bathroom pulling my hair out of a rubber cap with a crochet hook to do some highlights. As you can imagine, this looks really funny/weird. My son comes into the bathroom and whispers that some Mormon missionaries are at the front door. I waved my arms like a crazy person and said Oooo, I must retrieve the golden tablets from the Planet Kolob and go and speak with them at once! My son said, Mom, they can hear you. LOL.
I'm Mormon and was a missionary, and I would have found this hilarious to hear you yell this from the bathroom lol
I think in general people need to learn to laugh at themselves a little more and the world would be a much better place!
This is correct. Leftism is Satan's religion and no man can serve two masters. Every person, independent of their religion, that I have seen flirt with "activism" has ended up abandoning their faith and ultimately started fighting against religion in general.