309 () posted 3 years ago by BQnita 3 years ago by BQnita +310 / -1 22 comments share 22 comments share save hide report block hide replies
What's a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?
Arrrrrrr!
Wrong, you thought it was the arrrrrr, but it's actually the seeeeeeea!
Where does a pirate store his clothes?
In an ARRRRRRmoire!
What's his favorite type of sock?
ARRRRRRgyle!
What's a pirate's favorite branch of the military?
You may think it's the ARRRRRmy, but it's not.
It's the Navy, duh......
I'll just sea myself out.
Thank you!
You've greatly added to my pirate joke repertoire!