309 () posted 3 years ago by BQnita 3 years ago by BQnita +310 / -1 22 comments share 22 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel strapped to his belt buckle...."ARRRR...it drives me nuts!"
Thx BQ love your contributions here bro, for real
What's a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?
Arrrrrrr!
Wrong, you thought it was the arrrrrr, but it's actually the seeeeeeea!
Where does a pirate store his clothes?
In an ARRRRRRmoire!
What's his favorite type of sock?
ARRRRRRgyle!
What's a pirate's favorite branch of the military?
You may think it's the ARRRRRmy, but it's not.
It's the Navy, duh......
I'll just sea myself out.
Thank you!
You've greatly added to my pirate joke repertoire!