739 () posted 3 years ago by EthnicEuropean 3 years ago by EthnicEuropean +739 / -0 140 comments share 140 comments share save hide report block hide replies
In the old days they strapped each limb to a horse and had each horse run off in a different direction.
But modern times call for modern solutions.
Should we replace the horses with motorcycles or with pick-up trucks?
drawn and quartered.
Turbine powered tractors.
How about the guillotine makes a return? Quick, efficient and still with dramatic effect for onlookers and the damned waiting for their turn. Cheaper than building gallows everywhere.
I’m sure FEMA can provide a few thousand?
Trucks. We dont want to endanger the riders, or damage the bikes
Monster trucks