You ARE in a horror movie. A sci-fi horror crime drama, to be precise.

Goofy as fuck plot, but here goes:

A mad scientist gets a job as the top medical expert in the US, then funds a lab in Communist China to make a viral pathogen super contagious. He then warns of its impending release, then squelches all public info about cheap and readily available cures he'd written about years earlier, in order to become obscenely rich from investing in surgical masks, which he admits do nothing to block viral transmission; new, extremely expen$ive therapeutics; and a "vaccine" that permanently alters the victim's DNA and is designed to kill all who receive the shot within 2-3 years as part of a massive global depopulation scheme to introduce one-world communist government (no doubt with him as Chief Medical Tyrant). Meanwhile, the CDC admits: that the "disease" has a 99.95% survival rate, meaning no vaccine was ever necessary; that only 5% of those claimed to have died of "COVID" actually did; that over 85% of all positive tests are false positives; over 85% of those who do get infected were wearing masks constantly; and that the vaccine has killed more people than all other vaccines over the past 25 years COMBINED.

Yeah, you're in a horror movie, genius. We ALL are.