Protests were being planned tonight as gay rights organisation Stonewall were forced to admit that the 'Q' in the famous acronym has now been redefined to stand for QAnon, given the oppression followers have experienced via bigotry from an institutionalized hateful government and "pedo supremacist" politicians who have weaponized the media and 3 letter agencies against them.

A spokeman for Stonewall today issued this statement:

"Our mission is to represent ALL marginalized groups in society. We are a tolerant and equal opportunities organisation; that does mean that if we represent one marginalized group, we do have to represent them all. That's only fair, right?"

They went on to clarify: "Q researchers have been some of the most lied about and oppressed groups ever to emerge in the United States and it's disgusting how they've been pilloried and straw-manned in the press, all for standing up against corruption, promoting critical-thinking, and wanting to take down a bunch of satanic pedophiles who have infiltrated all levels of the government. In the immortal words of President Trump: 'Is that supposed to be a bad thing?'"

QAnon is now a protected identity under the LGBT umbrella, with its followers self-identifying as 'Frens' whilst preferring the pronouns "Pe/Pe", and it is now illegal to discriminate on the basis of one's conspiratorial beliefs.

We reached out to the Government representatives for comment, and the Deep State returned with only one response:

"Well played, deplorables. Well played indeed..."

#QAnonLovesEveryone