Keep a bucket full of extra-syrupy jello filled water balloons next to your front door.
If anyone comes to the door urging you to get the death jab... ask them to wait a moment. Call the kids and get the whole family in on it. :>) Douse the vaxxers with sticky, colorful jello syrup water balloons. Keep throwing the balloons and covering the vaxxers with sticky sugary jello dye and water until they get off your property.
Be SURE to get it in their hair (or weave). If one of them opens their mouth to yell at you... that's an appropriate target for the next balloon.
oh dude fire bug too? we used to make flame throwers with the back pack super soakers. Buddy's dad had a paint shaker. I looked up the actual formula for a flame thrower in an old WW2 book my dad has.
Some gas, some Elmer's glue, throw 'er on the shaker for about an hour. Oh baby they worked like a charm.
We'd duck tape a lighter, upside down, under the barrel tip. You'd have to watch it once you pulled the trigger, the nozzle would catch and start melting if you didn't put it out quick. Fucking worked though lol.
Keep a bucket full of extra-syrupy jello filled water balloons next to your front door.
If anyone comes to the door urging you to get the death jab... ask them to wait a moment. Call the kids and get the whole family in on it. :>) Douse the vaxxers with sticky, colorful jello syrup water balloons. Keep throwing the balloons and covering the vaxxers with sticky sugary jello dye and water until they get off your property.
Be SURE to get it in their hair (or weave). If one of them opens their mouth to yell at you... that's an appropriate target for the next balloon.
Soap suds and gasoline make an excellent form of napalm... just sayin'...
oh dude fire bug too? we used to make flame throwers with the back pack super soakers. Buddy's dad had a paint shaker. I looked up the actual formula for a flame thrower in an old WW2 book my dad has.
Some gas, some Elmer's glue, throw 'er on the shaker for about an hour. Oh baby they worked like a charm.
We'd duck tape a lighter, upside down, under the barrel tip. You'd have to watch it once you pulled the trigger, the nozzle would catch and start melting if you didn't put it out quick. Fucking worked though lol.