35 () posted 3 years ago by BigTEXAS 3 years ago by BigTEXAS +35 / -0 18 comments share 18 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Just tell them they're in violation of HIPPA n slam the door. They havent a moral or legal leg to stand upon. Private property. Set the dogs loose!
I just saw a mapping plane 2 days ago locally. Could be.
....turn up the volume on my stereo and ignore them. Of course any breach of the door will be strongly discouraged. STRONGLY.
crank up "For Whom the Bell Tolls"
I was thinking this song.
https://youtu.be/jFi7bWkyRpA
Answer the door naked and start pissing on them.
I won’t cut the grass at the front door so they can get bit by chiggers. Those little bastards love that area and it is about time for them to make their appearance.
Inform them that the neighbors across the street, whom I don't like, probably haven't been vaxxed and will ENJOY a visit from them. :>)
Meanwhile, I'll claim I might have some strange Covid variant... then cough on them.
Nobody via the internet needs to know any of my plans in my personal life.
My gate stays locked and my LGD puppy gets bigger and more protective every day. I don't suspect I'll have to actually talk to anyone.
Ask for ID, find their home address and show up at their house during dinner time and ask home many people did you infect today.
People like this are all brave when coming to your house but show up at their house and they get all defensive and appalled
No stranger at my door gets any info from me.
Bring out your own syringe filled with some fluid and say "you first"...