So Australia is going full retard with the new lockdowns. Sydeny residents that work slightly outside of Sydney will now be forced to take weekly covid tests. Effective immediately.... I shit you not.

In some areas of Sydney you must take one every 3 days.

Police can demand to inspect your weekly test passport or whatever the fuck we are calling them.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9782365/Workers-Sydneys-Covid-outbreak-ground-zero-ordered-test-THREE-days.html

Now the only way to be exempt from receiving these weekly tests is if you have already had corona and got the special hand stamp (or whatever the fuck you get) to prove it. You can also apparently inject a buttload of unknown toxic substances directly into your veins to gain exemption, but fuck that.

So after sitting down to have a several whiskey injections. I found myself pondering if I actually wanted to keep my current job and put up with a WEEKLY jackboot to the neck.

Then I remembered this article I read about kids using orange juice or coca-cola to purposefully get a false-positive covid test. They are doing it simply to get out of school the cheeky little buggers.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9725379/Pupils-using-FRUIT-JUICE-false-positive-Covid-test-results.html

So this is how to obtain one of those "I already had covid so stick that swab where the sun dont shine" passport thingys without actually getting covid.

Orange juice or cola will do the trick.

Edit: The "I already had covid" exemption should also work for people that are required to get a vax passport for work