This looks like something out of the Bee.

"The theory is still 'up in the air.'" -- I bet it is!!

And then there are the "super farters" venting more than 25 times daily. Govt. around the world are going to implement anal "snorkels" These super spreaders will now benefit society, instead of insidiously crop dusting their way though life. Their green house emissions will be captured in a cylinder equipped backpack. These backpacks will have a built in pressure gauge to indicate when the cylinders need to be purposefully discharged at an approved "gas station" The cylinders lack a pressure relief valve, for obyious reasons, but the risk of a catastrophic "mega fart" rupturing the containment vessel is deemed low. One can only imagine the horror should a full "flatulence tank" explode Critics have pointed out the inherent danger of the system, but govt. at all levels are asking for a new level of first responders to work in "Fast Action Response Teams" to mitigate any uncontrolled discharges.

I wake up every day thinking people can’t be any more dumb. They never fail to come through though. It’s astounding to be honest.

So is the left going to push mandatory butt plugs now?

Wtf is a waste pipe? Im not searching that lol!

But really since "masks" are just any fabric all asses are single and even super safe double masked!

...or should "we be scared" because masks don't...

Goodness they are dumb.

25 times a day? Healthy?

I don't do that after my homemade chili or chiliDogs!

Another reason not to be "too" healthy...

Ministers in Australia should stop talking then.

fyi…the pic on the left is legit. Not covid related. I took the same pic in a tuk-tuk in Tailand several years ago.

What level of idiocy does it take to wake the sheep? Follow the science, you know it makes sense!