Wrap the mask around a pin cushion. Now get the biggest needle you can find. Start stabbing the mask repeatedly. Enjoy.
Keep in mind though that you will no longer be following CDC guidelines.
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Tell your employer to name the specific person who is the "CDC inspector" they are referring to, and to show you what legal authority they have (by written document) to inspect face masks or anything else.
I seriously doubt they will be able to do either, but I would be interested to see if they can.
My guess is they are making this up, thinking that it is true, but having no actual basis for it. But I would REALLY like to find out if these "CDC inspectors" are roaming around the country. That would add to the full story, if true (but I doubt it).
The CDC has NO AUTHORITY outside of federal jurisdiction, and your business is most likely NOT within federal jurisdiction, even if such inspectors existed.
Sauce?
That web page is not from the CDC. It is an article written by Martin Armstrong, and he is wrong.
The CDC is a federal government agency within the Department of Health and Human Services.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centers_for_Disease_Control_and_Prevention
https://www.cdc.gov/budget/fy2022/congressional-justification.html
The CDC Foundation is a separate entity created by Congress.
https://www.cdcfoundation.org/our-story
My guess is that the foundation was created as a 501(c)(3) organization so that people can make tax-deductible donations to it and for a specific purpose, that they would not be able to do by sending money to CDC or Department of Treasury. I don't know for sure, but that would make sense (sort of).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centers_for_Disease_Control_and_Prevention#Foundation
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/42/280e-11
IMO, the creation of this foundation is both unnecessary and unconstitutional, but that is a different discussion.