If you are not fluent enough in Russian to hide your accent you will get discriminated against by law enforcement, employers, waiters, literally everyone.
I ordered a beer wrong in 2009 and ended up strip searched and robbed by Russian police. When my friend came looking for me the cops were drunk with money they took from me and they threw him in a canal.
But Russian poon is the best. 10/10 go for the poon.
Which is why, in the event we fail here in America (however unlikely that may be), my kids and I have been making arrangements to head to Russia.
They have the best beaches.
No kidding, if you are not an alcoholic you will be ahead of the curve as far as employment goes.
If you are not fluent enough in Russian to hide your accent you will get discriminated against by law enforcement, employers, waiters, literally everyone.
I ordered a beer wrong in 2009 and ended up strip searched and robbed by Russian police. When my friend came looking for me the cops were drunk with money they took from me and they threw him in a canal.
But Russian poon is the best. 10/10 go for the poon.