It’s all fun and games, until the mods enter the chat and the ban hammer falls. The redditards will gasp aloud, stating “what did I do?”.
They will be delirious, lost… most will even create new emails to sign up again, falling in line to not type words and sentences that are deemed unclean, misinformation. But eventually they will lax … a slip of the finger, then comes the ban hammer again. The reason? Racist and bigotry.
“But I only typed the word Ivermectin!” … but far away, high atop the mountains on the eastern continent, latex wearing SJWs patrol the halls.
Row after row of young Chinese men, slumped over beige PCs and old discarded phones, frantically looking for keyword matches … from a list given by these SJW superiors. For every successful ban, a tally increases besides these broken men, and every 100,000 hits, a bowl of cold rice is given. What wonderful wealth!
Back in the Americas, a blue haired Bernie bro slumps by its chair .. aghast at what has happened. But slowly, reluctantly, it seeks refuge on the enemy forum … DOT WIN.
Now, clear hair, clean clothes, cropped fingernails and 45lbs later … He now frantically types to liberate others from their own cage of oppression.
Reddit will eventually be the red pill gateway.
It’s all fun and games, until the mods enter the chat and the ban hammer falls. The redditards will gasp aloud, stating “what did I do?”.
They will be delirious, lost… most will even create new emails to sign up again, falling in line to not type words and sentences that are deemed unclean, misinformation. But eventually they will lax … a slip of the finger, then comes the ban hammer again. The reason? Racist and bigotry.
“But I only typed the word Ivermectin!” … but far away, high atop the mountains on the eastern continent, latex wearing SJWs patrol the halls.
Row after row of young Chinese men, slumped over beige PCs and old discarded phones, frantically looking for keyword matches … from a list given by these SJW superiors. For every successful ban, a tally increases besides these broken men, and every 100,000 hits, a bowl of cold rice is given. What wonderful wealth!
Back in the Americas, a blue haired Bernie bro slumps by its chair .. aghast at what has happened. But slowly, reluctantly, it seeks refuge on the enemy forum … DOT WIN.
Now, clear hair, clean clothes, cropped fingernails and 45lbs later … He now frantically types to liberate others from their own cage of oppression.
Who could this be? One of you perhaps?
Welcome fren to the Great Awakening, NCSWIC.
Loved this. For every ban they lay down we get thousands of awakened souls. I hope they keep doing it!
Major KEK! Reporting for DUTY!
Love your story, what a great writer!
This story tops the erotica literature I occasionally read. I can only get so erect! Bravo!
Beautiful prose, basilpesto! May I steal?
In the timeless words of Mr. Eliot ...
Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal.
Steal away!