Only a psychotic white supremacist would take a dangerous baby drug off- prescription.
Personally, I'm waiting for the rumored Phizeperin™, a new wonder drug that's designed to do exactly what baby aspirin does, but it's $20 per pill and guaranteed not to turn you into a baby.
Aspirin? You mean like what’s in baby aspirin? Are you a baby!?!?!? Trust the science!!!
Only a psychotic white supremacist would take a dangerous baby drug off- prescription.
Personally, I'm waiting for the rumored Phizeperin™, a new wonder drug that's designed to do exactly what baby aspirin does, but it's $20 per pill and guaranteed not to turn you into a baby.
I'm waiting for the modernasprin
I thought aspirin was a painkiller used for injured horses…