436 () posted 3 years ago by Quelle 3 years ago by Quelle +436 / -0 79 comments share 79 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Coming soon from everyone's favorite evil corporation....pFaspirin! One-tenth the efficacy, at ten times the cost.
Don't forget the DNA-altering mRNA Boost! Or the nano-squids! Or the graphene! Or the metal particles and the nano-tech 5-G-connected mind control gizmos! Or the antifreeze!
The heartpain is how you know it's working
You have to take your aspirin or my aspirin won't work.
If your aspirin is sold out, I can't get any!