Noah was a conspiracy theorist. Then it started to rain. Hang in there 🙏☝️
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Did you know the flood myth predates the Hebrew Bible?
Amen! They mocked him for years! Noah didn’t build that boat in a matter of weeks - he built it over a long period of time when he kept telling people it was going to rain and apparently it hadn’t ever rained before. Obviously I wasn’t alive back then and don’t know for sure, but the Bible does say they basically thought the man was looney-tunes. Noah did what God asked of him. Imagine the pressure of being the world’s first conspiracy theorist - and then it started to rain! God IS faithful.
Yeah water basically was like a heavy dew in the mornings till that day it rained. People weren’t used to water falling from the sky.
120 years.
"Is it just me, or does the moon look fucking huge tonight?"
-Noah
Not o.k.
I really like this one...!
Noah needed a bigger boat.