Ron DeSantis :: Current CDC survival rate numbers… Better hurry and get your kids vaccinated before it’s too late 🤯🤡🤡
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The Omicron variant has the highest transmissibility of all COVID variants to date due to its novel koppa-factor [k-factor] spike protein which has an increased virulence in areas serviced by 4G LTE and 5G based communications systems.
In these areas, once the variant is introduced, cascade spread becomes near instantaneous and herd mutiny in those locations is achieved in a matter of hours.
The contagion is considered non-lethal for the majority of those infected for the time being.
The infected with the Omicron variant with the k-factor spike protein are easily identifiable, and therefore easily quarantined within the infected areas by the unique tell tale APC systemic side effect.
APC - Addictive Popcorn Consumption
Indicative of the infected during the shedding phase is high frequency consumption of popcorn saturated with butter (butter oil appears to be tolerated).
The only approved effective prophylactic preventive measure approved by the CDC is to wrap aluminum foil around the upper portion of the head to include all of the forehead to the top of the bridge of the nasal orifice and to completely wrap the genital and anal areas with a special copper-nickel-copper foil (available only at https://mypillow.com). Females should also wrap the breast area front to back with the copper-nickle-copper foil.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koppa_(letter)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q_factor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7gc7oHPfs0
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
cc: u/MAGAdeburger u/8Vpower
Let me be the first to volunteer for copper-nickle-copper foil breast wrap application. It is my solemn DUTY!
Since it takes a second person to effectively wrap the foil, I have setup a station for MILF’s to come by my place and I’ll wrap for free. I love volunteering especially living in TN, home of the VOLUNTEERS.
LOL and KEK
Your calling.
The irony is that climate alarmists are and most "scientists" are psychics and charlatans... Dawkins included
Answer: Yes. It used to be called flu season or lack of vitamin D3 season as we now understand it.
Who talks this way?
https://youtu.be/qtm-hQk7_BI?t=29
I would consider this woman had lost her mind but I would be making the assumption that she had a mind to lose in the first place.
cc: u/MAGAdeburger
Glad this was brought-up. “Sacred ritual of renewal” and her calling the Capital the “TEMPLE” was memorable. I had just seen a video of a guy describing the Washington Monument as Nimrod’s phallus and the Capital symbolized the pregnant womb of Isis so her comments struck a note with me.
hilarious!
wait wait wait, so youre tellin me the reason ive been eating so much dam popcorn lately us cuz i have covid?? shit no wonder i thought it was cuz i was high
BOHICA, bro.
Excellent!