First of all, there was a water main break somewhere on planet earth that made the toilet in the other room leak a little bit. The observers were evacuated because they are all hydrophobic. If they had witnessed the wetness on the bathroom floor, they would require months of therapy and workman's compensation.
While searching high and low for towels to clean up the mess, the workers recovered lost ballets from under the table. They had to be scanned multiple times due to a computer glitch. They figured it out eventually, and they were diligent in their efforts to ensure accuracy.
Bidens vote count spiked suddenly when a bunch of old women all got out of bingo at the same time and flooded the polls. Apparently, old bingo ladies is his biggest demographic.
First of all, there was a water main break somewhere on planet earth that made the toilet in the other room leak a little bit. The observers were evacuated because they are all hydrophobic. If they had witnessed the wetness on the bathroom floor, they would require months of therapy and workman's compensation.
While searching high and low for towels to clean up the mess, the workers recovered lost ballets from under the table. They had to be scanned multiple times due to a computer glitch. They figured it out eventually, and they were diligent in their efforts to ensure accuracy.
Bidens vote count spiked suddenly when a bunch of old women all got out of bingo at the same time and flooded the polls. Apparently, old bingo ladies is his biggest demographic.
Please stop propagating conspiracy theories.
Oh that explains it.