(1). Are you white?
(2). Are you a member of a Christian church?
(3). Do you homeschool your children?
(4). Are you in the National vax registry? (unvaxxed)
(5). Do you own any firearms?
(6). Are you currently employed?
(7). Have you ever visited posted on VOAT.CO/great awakening.win?
(8). Have you ever purchased hunting licenses?
(9). Are you a registered republican/conservative/libertarian?
(10). Do you own your own home?
(11). Do you have > $600 in a bank account?
(12). Are you a veteran of the military?
If so, you are likely a domestic terrorist and on their watchlists for 4AM raid and transport to a detention facility near you.
Awesome addition that I forgot. Well, I’m almost batting 1.000 only missing the Online Ivermectin purchase because I bought mine with cash at the feed mill. Not to worry though, one of them reading this post now knows and will credit me for it. And don’t forget your Sarracenia Purpurea tinctures for when they unleash the smallpox - I did buy that online so I will be credited.
A case was already fraudulently opened but no funds paid. Twice have contacted investigators to close it So I can apply for benefits. Still know response for 2 months. Then 8nfind out other Republicans alsonhave this issue. Someone in this fucked up state is punishing and trying to hurt Republicans.
(1). Are you white? (2). Are you a member of a Christian church? (3). Do you homeschool your children? (4). Are you in the National vax registry? (unvaxxed) (5). Do you own any firearms? (6). Are you currently employed? (7). Have you ever visited posted on VOAT.CO/great awakening.win? (8). Have you ever purchased hunting licenses? (9). Are you a registered republican/conservative/libertarian? (10). Do you own your own home? (11). Do you have > $600 in a bank account? (12). Are you a veteran of the military?
If so, you are likely a domestic terrorist and on their watchlists for 4AM raid and transport to a detention facility near you.
Left off one I just did: (13). Have you purchased Ivermectin online? Guilty, in addition to several of the above.
Awesome addition that I forgot. Well, I’m almost batting 1.000 only missing the Online Ivermectin purchase because I bought mine with cash at the feed mill. Not to worry though, one of them reading this post now knows and will credit me for it. And don’t forget your Sarracenia Purpurea tinctures for when they unleash the smallpox - I did buy that online so I will be credited.
Yeah I purchased my purpurea extracts 3 weeks ago, but my USPS tracking shows it’s held-up in NJ?!! This is war dangit & I’m pissed!!
Exactly. Didn’t get mine yet but it’s ordered - will have to track mine as well.
I'm ready to break out, and I'm not even in
So hot right now!
Thank you!
Married, sorry ;)
Quoting Sol from SMITE. no homo bro. I cant wait for my wife to read this xD. Peace and grace! Lgb.
(6) add self-employed
(7) add r/GAW
(9) add independent, unenrolled
Went to apply for unemployment.
A case was already fraudulently opened but no funds paid. Twice have contacted investigators to close it So I can apply for benefits. Still know response for 2 months. Then 8nfind out other Republicans alsonhave this issue. Someone in this fucked up state is punishing and trying to hurt Republicans.