163 () posted 2 years ago by OldBlindSpudFarmer 2 years ago by OldBlindSpudFarmer +164 / -1 16 comments share 16 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Introducing in the corner to my left, best known for a vegetable garden at the White House and a 12 inch cock, here is Iron Mike Robinson.
Thank You Thank You u/#Happening
Secret service code name is donkey-kong
Donkey Dong.
Ok, But—Which one is bigger in the front?
Asking the important questions.
The mandingos
Not doubting, but do you have sauce for the rabbit hole?
To be fair, here's a picture of him from the front: https://www.closerweekly.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/obama-with-the-royals.jpg?w=750&h=550&crop=1&resize=1180%2C828
Except for having a penis i resent any criticism of Mike's "masculine" traits: plenty of good and decent women have strong arms or sturdy backs and it makes us sound like coomer assholes.
Kek-licious.
It's not a penis, it's a 12 inch clit.
And everyone knows Mike Tyson is not a girl, so…