Anyone who thinks a machine can procrastinate better than me is crazy.

Hang on, let me go refresh my GME ticker tab then I’ll be back to post this.

Mister we could use a man like Donald Trump again.

The stock or the President?

No[r]way out.

Was Barry talking to connected earlobe Joe or disconnected earlobe Joe?

I’ve been asking this question from the start and I’d say the majority opinion is that it’s not taxable, but it’s far from a unanimous opinion.

The ordinary income tax you referred to definitely seems to be the case if you received the shares from your company, but it's not so clear it's taxable if you went out and purchased them. Do you have something that gives a definitive answer, because I've seen both sides argued.

How many painful dumps has Tyson Foods been responsible for?

I'm not sure if the username is checking out or not.

At one point, I thought there was another SPAC example in which they basically handled the conversion for you. I think it was something like they took the current share price, subtract $11.50, and then you get the equivalent amount of shares. What you pasted is the more likely scenario. There is also an unanswered question about the tax implication and whether there is capital gains involved.

Have you seen anything about the DWACW conversion plan? I assume $11.50 to purchase the new shares is likely, but my understanding is there are other possibilities on how this is handled.

I believe DWACW shares don't get a vote, could that be your situation?

Looking forward to your analysis.

It’s possible Bobby might find himself in the throes of something watching Little League players rather than Major League Baseball players.

Imposing fines for companies who hire illegals would lead to self deportations.

Most importantly, is anyone getting laid with this?

Recorded in high fidelity.

Ron is looking for a say in the Republican platform at the convention. Little does he know, his only contribution will be wearing platform shoes.

Pretty sure he understands KFC better than NCSWIC.

You'd make an excellent Congressman.

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Which was taller, the trophy or DeSantis?

Did he offer any penetrating thoughts about Kevin McCarthy?

Plot twist: one of the hecklers was Fetterman.

On the bright side, the lawn will look great by springtime.