...but you could afford to knock all her teeth out and break her jaw whilst being filmed on multiple cameras with 50 witnesses cause that shit won't cost you a cent personally.
"Funny how the cameras, witnesses and money weren’t relevant when you were talking about going the rear naked route. Now all of a sudden they’re really really important when a punch in the mouth is on the table."
I would have delivered the choke with a velvet touch and love in my heart. Onlookers would have swooned over the sentimentality.
I am sorry to bother you, great one, but something has been pulling at my consciousness, almost like a splinter in my mind.
I am impelled colossally by mystical forces beyond the a-priory notions of self and even time and space to quantify the statistical breakdown of chokes that you have succumbed to.
How did they stack up numbers wise? Was there a statistical mean? Was there a choke that consistently had your number?
Did the most complex object in the known universe (the human brain(your brain)) go gentle into that good night as a result of a Guillotine choke? Was it a Von flue choke, a Darce or an Anaconda?
Did you get Gator rolled into unconsciousness or was it a Rear naked choke, as previously discussed? Was it a standing Guillotine up against the fence? Did someone's thighs gently coerce your head to enter a slumber in a Head scissors choke?
Did you get triangled from someone's guard or were you completely owned by a gogoplata like the great Nick Diaz pulled off against Takanori Gomi in pride 33 (one of the last great pride fights before the organization collapsed)? *Incidentally this result was overturned, in a ridiculous decision and became a No Contest because Nick tested positive for Marijuana.
Were you training wearing a Gi and so got caught in an Ezekiel choke, a Clock, a Loop choke, a Cross collar, a Brado or a step over choke?
Was it a Crucifix, a Necktie or a fisherman's?
Please enlighten me as to the severity and nature of your travails so that I may avoid the pitfalls of getting choked the fuck out.
Are we downvoting now, have we been reduced to this?
As your avid protege I sincerely apologize if I have offended you in any way or if I am unworthy of your expert tutelage and I humbly beseech you to not turn your back on me. You are a fount of knowledge and I will try to do better.
I feel that we can heal these differences, I feel we can move beyond this. With my standup and your expert tutelage in getting choked out I feel I have a real shot at the title.
...but you could afford to knock all her teeth out and break her jaw whilst being filmed on multiple cameras with 50 witnesses cause that shit won't cost you a cent personally.
You are a thinker!
I replied to all your comments on one thread.
"Funny how the cameras, witnesses and money weren’t relevant when you were talking about going the rear naked route. Now all of a sudden they’re really really important when a punch in the mouth is on the table."
I would have delivered the choke with a velvet touch and love in my heart. Onlookers would have swooned over the sentimentality.
"domo arigato gozaimasu"
I am sorry to bother you, great one, but something has been pulling at my consciousness, almost like a splinter in my mind.
I am impelled colossally by mystical forces beyond the a-priory notions of self and even time and space to quantify the statistical breakdown of chokes that you have succumbed to.
How did they stack up numbers wise? Was there a statistical mean? Was there a choke that consistently had your number?
Did the most complex object in the known universe (the human brain(your brain)) go gentle into that good night as a result of a Guillotine choke? Was it a Von flue choke, a Darce or an Anaconda?
Did you get Gator rolled into unconsciousness or was it a Rear naked choke, as previously discussed? Was it a standing Guillotine up against the fence? Did someone's thighs gently coerce your head to enter a slumber in a Head scissors choke?
Did you get triangled from someone's guard or were you completely owned by a gogoplata like the great Nick Diaz pulled off against Takanori Gomi in pride 33 (one of the last great pride fights before the organization collapsed)? *Incidentally this result was overturned, in a ridiculous decision and became a No Contest because Nick tested positive for Marijuana.
Were you training wearing a Gi and so got caught in an Ezekiel choke, a Clock, a Loop choke, a Cross collar, a Brado or a step over choke?
Was it a Crucifix, a Necktie or a fisherman's?
Please enlighten me as to the severity and nature of your travails so that I may avoid the pitfalls of getting choked the fuck out.
Your deferential and reverent acolyte.
GizzardPuke.
Are we downvoting now, have we been reduced to this?
As your avid protege I sincerely apologize if I have offended you in any way or if I am unworthy of your expert tutelage and I humbly beseech you to not turn your back on me. You are a fount of knowledge and I will try to do better.
I feel that we can heal these differences, I feel we can move beyond this. With my standup and your expert tutelage in getting choked out I feel I have a real shot at the title.
Your compunctious and contrite adherent,
GizzardPuke.
Osu.
See above