I'm not a conspiracy theorist.
I'm a - THINGS AREN'T ADDING UP & IT'S PRETTY FREAKING OBVIOUS theorist...
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I think you should consider yourself a conspiracy analyst.
THIS^
Ding. Ding. Ding! We have a winner!
OOOH!
Wouldnt' that be some shit - Aluminum hats repel COVID.
Spread it on FaceBook and watch the wokes comply. But maybe we should think bigger. Maybe covering yourself with toilet paper stops COVID? These people will believe anything.
Might block 5G. :)
Or the synthetic God voice...
Don't laugh. Tinfoil blocks the scanners at the entrances to stores.
I wonder if shoplifters know this. :)
Yep. I once worked in a bookstore for fun. That's how I know. You would not believe the things they do in order to shoplift goods.
I worked in a convenience store decades ago. It was in a "bad neighborhood." I saw a guy in a white t-shirt headed for the door with an obvious large can of Planter's peanuts "hidden" under his shirt. I asked him about the can of peanuts. I could actually see the blue label through his shirt. He said "What peanuts?" I said the ones under your shirt. He said "They're mine." I said they have our store price sticker on them. I made him put the nuts back on the shelf.
So I know firsthand that some of them are not the best.
No need for such an ugly one. Plenty of better stuff around. https://www.emrss.com/collections/emf-clothing
Unless; of course, the waves are directed under the hat, in which case the dreaded "fried egg" syndrome can rear its ugly head.
Yeah tinfoil works great, bit they banned it.
All you can get is worthless aluminum foil.
Yesterday’s tin foil hat is today’s crown of knowledge
My tinfoil hat was more effective than their masks.
I’m both
"....PRETTY FREAKING OBVIOUS realist!"