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Woah, Woah, Woah, Buddy! I get called a doomer for less than this around here...
First thing to remember is that we’re on god’s timeline
God is a procrastinator.
only a blink of an eye.
That’s for dang sure
I’m an atheist, but I was going for a good-natured joke.
Well, first I want to be clear what I mean when I say I am an atheist.
Definitions from Oxford Languages via Google.
atheist - a person who disbelieves or lacks belief in the existence of God or gods
agnostic - a person who believes that nothing is known or can be known of the existence or nature of God or of anything beyond material phenomena; a person who claims neither faith nor disbelief in God
As an atheist I simply see no evidence of God or gods. Unlike an agnostic, I do believe we can know the existence or nature of God by there being evidence of such. Show me real proof and I mean a miracle that can't be explained by nature and I will believe. "God does not heal amputees."
First, we need to get life started. This is the term for that.
abiogenesis - the original evolution of life or living organisms from inorganic or inanimate substances. "to construct any convincing theory of abiogenesis, we must take into account the condition of the Earth about 4 billion years ago"
We don't know precisely how life began, but it could have been from lightening strikes. https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn14966-volcanic-lightning-may-have-sparked-life-on-earth/
Now on to the topics of evolution and natural selection and the development of more complex life.
evolution - 1. the process by which different kinds of living organisms are thought to have developed and diversified from earlier forms during the history of the earth. 2. the gradual development of something, especially from a simple to a more complex form. "the forms of written languages undergo constant evolution"
These definitions leave out the most important part which is natural selection.
natural selection - the process whereby organisms better adapted to their environment tend to survive and produce more offspring. The theory of its action was first fully expounded by Charles Darwin and is now believed to be the main process that brings about evolution
Natural selection is the "engine" that drives evolution. It isn't random at all and we've had BILLIONS of years to get to where we are today. Organisms that are best suited to their environment SURVIVE and reproduce. Add in some naturally-occurring mutations and you have everything you need for diversity of organisms and the growing complexity of organisms. (badly mutated organisms die off, organisms with beneficial mutations survive and reproduce) Evolution is a theory in the same way that gravity is a theory. We have mountains of evidence of evolution, the same way that we have mountains of evidence of gravity.
Here are some videos.
Richard Dawkins demonstrates the evolution of the eye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwew5gHoh3E
Richard Dawkins demonstrates laryngeal nerve of the giraffe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO1a1Ek-HD0
(basically shows the length and path of this nerve is a bad design, but can be explained by evolution)
I don't subscribe to "religion". Many times it is just people claiming to do one thing while doing another. I don't care what you claim you believe. I care how you act. My daughter, who happens to be a Christian, was once asked by a friend why she wasn't bad. She explained that it was just easier being good. People instinctively know this. Even animals know this. We don't need a higher-power to tell us.
Now, my issue was the Bible. Why would such a document exist in the first place if Jesus Christ wasn't a real person. I think I found the answer.
https://solarmythology.com/ (not my website, but my username is based on this notion)
Read the introduction to get a basic understanding. I believe there is a lot more too it than just solar mythology.
I mean we were made in God's image so of course he has a sense of humor!! Lol I bet his sense of humor would split our sides literally and figuratively 😂
Lol well not EXACTLY in each of our individual images but you get the idea! We are based off of the master plan, which is God. And then sin hit us in the face and we fell down the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Thanks satan.... You're a real pal.... Asshole
Top kek fren 🤣🤣 I missed a few, but the ones I managed to miss are haunting me with my dad bod extra weight I gained and can't get rid of. Oh and my scoliosis lol. Edit: my scoliosis isn't severe at all but I definitely have it
I think we are in the storm right now.
If you can't see that, you might be retarded.
But don't worry scrow, there are plenty of tards living kick-ass lives.
Just listen to Dr. Lexus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdPmNM0IF7Y
OP is likely referring to the Q post referencing to watch for the tweet.
Yes we're in a shit storm all right
Do you feel like we are in a storm right now? Because I sure do.
Unless you are an Ice Cannibal.
RIP. Died of starvation due to mandates.
It's pretty funny, you have to admit. We all feel like this meme sometimes.
Noah was a conspiracy theorist until start to rain
Okay I'm not a doomer.... But this is funny as shit! 🤣 It be like this some days, not gonna lie!
We're all right there with you
The goal-post is date-fluid
Who made this? Highly inaccurate.
Dude laugh a little. It feels like this some days not gonna lie. And I'm the furthest thing from a doomer lol
It certainly feels this way sometimes. Pastor said something great though. We are a microwave world serving a crockpot God. We have been conditioned for things to happen right away and just assume it's broken if it doesnt. How many of us know that what comes out of a crockpot may take longer, but is more satisfying that what comes from a microwave?
Not sure who downtooted you but I gave you a hearty updoot! You're absolutely right in that analogy! Gods timeline is not our timeline. His timing is PERFECT. And ours is flawed. Great comment fren! 👍
Perhaps it will come before your sex reassignment surgery is done, missy.
But keep taking your estrogen injections, and stocking up on manpons by the pallet...
Jeez dude chill out and laugh a little. You got to admit it feels like this some days. We gotta laugh at ourselves before we can laugh at other people. So don't be a dick
Well hello there.
No, it does not feel that way. Not.One.Bit. But I have been at this awhile....
Actually, we can laugh at other people any ol' time. But I know what you meant
I am laughing, still chuckling over my comments, in fact. Don't get your panties in a knot. It's my sense of humor. Like Kowalski's
Now if you're done whining, go help "Trolldozer" Guerilla tape his tuck, and don't let the door hit you on the way out
Lol you're just one big stick in the mud aren't you! Whatever man. Lemme know when you get that stick out of your ass, then we can talk rofl