M&M disc new resolution by Babylon bee
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This is Hilarious!! 😂
YES! I fucking love it.
The article is so funny:
U.S.—As part of a bold new marketing strategy to promote inclusivity and appeal to less than 1% of the population, Mars, Incorporated has introduced a new M&M character who identifies as a Skittle.
"I'm gonna be honest here. We basically are doing this because it's hip and makes us look cool," said Mars, Incorporated CEO Franklin Crunchy. "And that adds to the bottom line. I think we can make a decent fortune by comparing the hardship of real trans people to a wacky cartoon character."
"Trans people deserve to be represented by M&Ms," he continued. "Our Trans-Skittle character will help us break chocolate-covered barriers in your mouth and not in your hands."
The new character, named Quinn, is an M&M that wears an "S" because they haven't had letter reassignment surgery yet. On the inside, Quinn has the same chocolate taste because it isn't able to change anything but its outward appearance.
"We just want to let the trans community know that M&M supports you and wants your money!" said the Mars CEO.
The LGBTQ+ community took to Twitter to ask why there isn't a Latinx M&M. "Do better," tweeted user @ihatemyself.
I saw the real article from M&M and I saw this. Firstly, this is funny. Secondly, I no longer care enough to comment on diverse M&Ms. Thirdly, there has to be something else driving this besides consumers. I saw on this site a post that mentioned the ESG giving trillions to companies to be woke. If this is true, I tend to think that yes there is something other than keeping loyal customers driving these decisions, then I think we need a new strategy as voicing displeasure just gives them more ammo and boycotting really won't matter very much. IDK.
ESG is pushing this agenda. Yesterday Glenn Beck put out an hour special on it, it's on YouTube. Really good. I'v been passing it around to friends and family.
https://youtu.be/bbNcx4rsAfk
W&W, the world up-side-down, Woke and Wonderful! I, for one, can not wait to see how little hard shell chocolate animated candy can help us all better appreciate inclusiveness.
I can already see the remake of the iconic Santa commercial. Santa is now transgender and finds, under the tree, a talking Almond Joy who longs to be a Mounds. I am excited by the possibilities and hungrily await this brave new sugar world. Mars is truly another planet we can explore together for enlightenment.
🤣 I bet you they come out with M&M's that have the LGBTQ & whatever else kinda letters now.
I am officially sad that Mars has gone woke in real time. Love Babylon Bee. But the real article is so disturbing. Saw the earlier post right before this.
My gosh, the MINDS of the people behind the Bee. Seriously, it's like they hit one home run after another -- they never have to walk it. Geniuses.
hahaha the bab bee never disappoints
TOP KEKS!!! 🤣🤣🤣
This wins the 2022 Break The Internet Prize!
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