There used to be a Ralph's Funeral Parlor just down the road' but most of their employees quit to work part time from home doing call center work, and living off their stimulus checks.
If you're looking to save some money, we have the Chris Barnes special... Yes, THAT Chris Barnes, the original lead vocalist of Cannibal Corpse... No, we DON'T actually know what he does with bodies... Yes, that's BBQ you're smelling, we're grilling meats out back...
There used to be a Ralph's Funeral Parlor just down the road' but most of their employees quit to work part time from home doing call center work, and living off their stimulus checks.
If you're looking to save some money, we have the Chris Barnes special... Yes, THAT Chris Barnes, the original lead vocalist of Cannibal Corpse... No, we DON'T actually know what he does with bodies... Yes, that's BBQ you're smelling, we're grilling meats out back...